



Once again the Championship season for PNE spluttered briefly to give us all
hope of an exciting finale, before fizzling out to its more realistic end.
However, the renowned Preston Predictions competition once again delivered
a nail-biting, final-whistle finish.
Everyone turned up for another season expecting to see, as promised, some
"Total Football", but this is PNE, so they slightly altered the concept of the
Dutch masters to "Total Hoofball" with a string of 0-0 scorelines in the first few
games, which virtually removed any expectation anyone had of this being the
season! In fact, after twelve games PNE had a record of 4 goals scored and 4
goals conceded-- hardly the stuff of world beaters, but we did win three of
those games, albeit by three 1-0 scorelines (well we don't want to get carried
away with all that goal-scoring nonsense now do we?)
So we went with the usual system of win one, lose one and draw one, and
mid table mediocrity seemed nailed on for another season. That is, until the
January transfer window when PNE did something unusual-- they actually
signed a striker who knew where the opposition goal was and, also strangely,
understood the concept that his job was to put the ball in said goal. Things
improved and, as if by magic, with five games to go we were on the same
points as sixth placed Millwall. However, just when the optimism grew, PNE
returned to form and collected just one point from the next twelve and slid
back to mid table! Of course all this made the Predictions Competition a little
more interesting.
With all the early season 0-0 draws, it might have been expected that PP
points would be hard to come by, especially the sought-after six points, but
no! Step forward Steve (Tricky One) who amassed forty points from the first
twelve games, thereby taking a twelve point lead. Mind you, anyone who
goes into a new season with optimism but can then predict a 0-0 against the
mighty Wigan deserves all the points they get. So Steve started off with that
six points from the first game and it seemed he was destined to go on to
eternal fame and glory. However, just then Mark (Walrus) came up with a run
that left Steve, after his alarming slump, four points behind him in third place
after game twenty-six. At this stage, two-time champion Mark was the
bookies favourite, having been here before and done the business, but he
then proceeded to do a "PNE" and, from a promising position, managed to
cock things up completely and was consequently out of the running by game
thirty-five.
This left David with a comfortable lead ahead of Steve, and things looked
sewn up, but then David announced that his must be a record after predicting
twelve correct results on the trot. This incurred the wrath of the PP Gods, who
showed David a yellow card for “being too cocky”, and he then tried for a
different award-- that of blowing the biggest advantage ever in PP history with
ten games left, allowing Steve to chip away at the lead. David wobbled and
Steve came up with the goods, and going into the last game found himself
just one point behind. Alas, it was not to be for Steve, and after both predicted
the same score in the final round, David was declared champion for a second
time after his win in 2016-17. So it was hard luck on Steve who put in a great
season of predictions and only missed out by one point.
So once again the PP Competition went down to the last match, and none of
the four who finished in the play-off places were guaranteed a top six spot
until the very last day. They were, in order, Mark (Walrus), Barb (Snow
White), Glen (Glenpne), Mark (WorcesterWhite) and John-Arne took the cup
competition. So congratulations to the above and well played on keeping
interest going until the last whistle of the season. Let’s have more of the same
in the next campaign please.
And so, after last year's disastrous performance by the Aussies, the world-
famous and much-travelled trophy heads off Downunder for another year,
and pride has now been restored, especially as David's win leaves Australia
as outright leader of the international contest with six championships.
England are in second place with five, so it’s all to play for again next year.
We hope, by the start of next season, to have the new software up and
running. With a bit of luck this should solve the problems we have been
experiencing recently with the system now being so old and decrepit. The new
site should even have some extra goodies not available until now, so we
hope you all come back for the new season.
Well played all, and thanks for taking part. Here's to the next campaign.
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The PP board descended on David's boat for drinkies & nibbles, eventually remembering to present the trophy 


Let's not forget the Cup Competition winners either. 
The All time PP Leaderboard. 
And of course the lavish awards ceremony went off with a bang!. 
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